Weekend Long Adventure
San Diego Zoo 2920 Zoo Drive www.sandiegozoo.org/, San Diego, CA, United StatesDear Mr. President, There are too many states nowadays. Please, eliminate three. P.S. I am not a crackpot. You don't win friends with salad. I'm a Spalding Gray in a Rick Dees world. D'oh. A lifetime of working with nuclear power has left me with a healthy green glow…and left me as impotent as a … Continue reading Weekend Long Adventure
Cupcake Decorating
Oh God, my uncle. How am I ever gonna explain this? The plans you refer to will soon be back in our hands. I suggest you try it again, Luke. … Continue reading Cupcake Decorating
Dinner Party
Bamboo Fresh 655 Front St # 108, Lahaina, HI, United StatesLook, my liege! Shut up! Will you shut up?! What a strange person. But you are dressed as one… You don't frighten us, English pig-dogs! Go and boil your bottoms, sons of a silly person! I blow my nose at you, so-called Ah-thoor Keeng, you and all your silly English K-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-niggits! The Lady of the … Continue reading Dinner Party
Kitten Adoption Day
I've done everything the Bible says — even the stuff that contradicts the other stuff! Our differences are only skin deep, but our sames go down to the bone. And … Continue reading Kitten Adoption Day