Late Night Party
The Beanery 500 SW 2nd St, Corvallis, OR, United StatesWell, I got better. Ah, now we see the violence inherent in the system! The swallow may fly south with the sun, and the house martin or the plover may seek warmer climes in winter, yet these are not strangers to our land. It's only a model. It's only a model.
Weekend Long Adventure
San Diego Zoo 2920 Zoo Drive www.sandiegozoo.org/, San Diego, CA, United StatesDear Mr. President, There are too many states nowadays. Please, eliminate three. P.S. I am not a crackpot. You don't win friends with salad. I'm a Spalding Gray in a Rick Dees world. D'oh. A lifetime of working with nuclear power has left me with a healthy green glow…and left me as impotent as a … Continue reading Weekend Long Adventure
Cupcake Decorating
Oh God, my uncle. How am I ever gonna explain this? The plans you refer to will soon be back in our hands. I suggest you try it again, Luke. … Continue reading Cupcake Decorating
Dinner Party
Bamboo Fresh 655 Front St # 108, Lahaina, HI, United StatesLook, my liege! Shut up! Will you shut up?! What a strange person. But you are dressed as one… You don't frighten us, English pig-dogs! Go and boil your bottoms, sons of a silly person! I blow my nose at you, so-called Ah-thoor Keeng, you and all your silly English K-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-niggits! The Lady of the … Continue reading Dinner Party
Kitten Adoption Day
I've done everything the Bible says — even the stuff that contradicts the other stuff! Our differences are only skin deep, but our sames go down to the bone. And … Continue reading Kitten Adoption Day