Nature…Freedom

Kaboko Ealing , London, United Kingdom

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$200

Movie Marathon

Musee D’Orsay 1 Rue de la Légion d'Honneur www.musee-orsay.fr/en/‎, Paris, France

What's the point of going out? We're just going to wind up back here anyway. I'm going to the back seat of my car, with the woman I love, and … Continue reading Movie Marathon

$49

Farmer’s Market

Krispy Kreme 6935 South Lindbergh, St. Louis, MO, United States

Who's that then? Shh! Knights, I bid you welcome to your new home. Let us ride to Camelot! Ah, now we see the violence inherent in the system! The Lady … Continue reading Farmer’s Market

$300

Save National Park

Kaboko Ealing , London, United Kingdom

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$100

Rock Concert

Art Institute of Chicago 111 S Michigan Ave www.artic.edu/, Chicago, IL, United States

Hey, Luke! May the Force be with you. Look, I ain't in this for your revolution, and I'm not in it for you, Princess. I expect to be well paid. … Continue reading Rock Concert

$20

Late Night Party

The Beanery 500 SW 2nd St, Corvallis, OR, United States

Well, I got better. Ah, now we see the violence inherent in the system! The swallow may fly south with the sun, and the house martin or the plover may … Continue reading Late Night Party

$80

Weekend Long Adventure

San Diego Zoo 2920 Zoo Drive www.sandiegozoo.org/, San Diego, CA, United States

Dear Mr. President, There are too many states nowadays. Please, eliminate three. P.S. I am not a crackpot. You don't win friends with salad. I'm a Spalding Gray in a … Continue reading Weekend Long Adventure

$78

Cupcake Decorating

Art Institute of Chicago 111 S Michigan Ave www.artic.edu/, Chicago, IL, United States

Oh God, my uncle. How am I ever gonna explain this? The plans you refer to will soon be back in our hands. I suggest you try it again, Luke. This time, let go your conscious self and act on instinct. I want to come with you to Alderaan. There's nothing for me here now. … Continue reading Cupcake Decorating

$45

Dinner Party

Bamboo Fresh 655 Front St # 108, Lahaina, HI, United States

Look, my liege! Shut up! Will you shut up?! What a strange person. But you are dressed as one… You don't frighten us, English pig-dogs! Go and boil your bottoms, sons of a silly person! I blow my nose at you, so-called Ah-thoor Keeng, you and all your silly English K-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-niggits! The Lady of the … Continue reading Dinner Party

$79

Kitten Adoption Day

Kaboko Ealing , London, United Kingdom

I've done everything the Bible says — even the stuff that contradicts the other stuff! Our differences are only skin deep, but our sames go down to the bone. And now, in the spirit of the season: start shopping. And for every dollar of Krusty merchandise you buy, I will be nice to a sick … Continue reading Kitten Adoption Day

$200