Nature…Freedom

Kaboko Ealing , London, United Kingdom

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$200

Movie Marathon

Musee D’Orsay 1 Rue de la Légion d'Honneur www.musee-orsay.fr/en/‎, Paris, France

What's the point of going out? We're just going to wind up back here anyway. I'm going to the back seat of my car, with the woman I love, and … Continue reading Movie Marathon

$49

Farmer’s Market

Krispy Kreme 6935 South Lindbergh, St. Louis, MO, United States

Who's that then? Shh! Knights, I bid you welcome to your new home. Let us ride to Camelot! Ah, now we see the violence inherent in the system! The Lady … Continue reading Farmer’s Market

$300

Save National Park

Kaboko Ealing , London, United Kingdom

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$100

Rock Concert

Art Institute of Chicago 111 S Michigan Ave www.artic.edu/, Chicago, IL, United States

Hey, Luke! May the Force be with you. Look, I ain't in this for your revolution, and I'm not in it for you, Princess. I expect to be well paid. … Continue reading Rock Concert

$20

Late Night Party

The Beanery 500 SW 2nd St, Corvallis, OR, United States

Well, I got better. Ah, now we see the violence inherent in the system! The swallow may fly south with the sun, and the house martin or the plover may seek warmer climes in winter, yet these are not strangers to our land. It's only a model. It's only a model.

$80

Weekend Long Adventure

San Diego Zoo 2920 Zoo Drive www.sandiegozoo.org/, San Diego, CA, United States

Dear Mr. President, There are too many states nowadays. Please, eliminate three. P.S. I am not a crackpot. You don't win friends with salad. I'm a Spalding Gray in a … Continue reading Weekend Long Adventure

$78

Cupcake Decorating

Art Institute of Chicago 111 S Michigan Ave www.artic.edu/, Chicago, IL, United States

Oh God, my uncle. How am I ever gonna explain this? The plans you refer to will soon be back in our hands. I suggest you try it again, Luke. This time, let go your conscious self and act on instinct. I want to come with you to Alderaan. There's nothing for me here now. … Continue reading Cupcake Decorating

$45

Dinner Party

Bamboo Fresh 655 Front St # 108, Lahaina, HI, United States

Look, my liege! Shut up! Will you shut up?! What a strange person. But you are dressed as one… You don't frighten us, English pig-dogs! Go and boil your bottoms, sons of a silly person! I blow my nose at you, so-called Ah-thoor Keeng, you and all your silly English K-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-niggits! The Lady of the … Continue reading Dinner Party

$79

Kitten Adoption Day

Kaboko Ealing , London, United Kingdom

I've done everything the Bible says — even the stuff that contradicts the other stuff! Our differences are only skin deep, but our sames go down to the bone. And now, in the spirit of the season: start shopping. And for every dollar of Krusty merchandise you buy, I will be nice to a sick … Continue reading Kitten Adoption Day

$200