Latest Past Events

Dinner Party

Bamboo Fresh 655 Front St # 108, Lahaina

Look, my liege! Shut up! Will you shut up?! What a strange person. But you are dressed as one… You don't frighten us, English pig-dogs! Go and boil your bottoms, sons of a silly person! I blow my nose at you, so-called Ah-thoor Keeng, you and all your silly English K-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-niggits! The Lady of the … Continue reading Dinner Party

$79

Late Night Party

The Beanery 500 SW 2nd St, Corvallis

Well, I got better. Ah, now we see the violence inherent in the system! The swallow may fly south with the sun, and the house martin or the plover may … Continue reading Late Night Party

$80

Birthday Party

Why do you think that she is a witch? He hasn't got shit all over him. Well, I didn't vote for you. A newt? Look, my liege! I don't want to talk to you no more, you empty-headed animal food trough water! I fart in your general direction! Your mother was a hamster and your … Continue reading Birthday Party