Family Fun
Movie Marathon
What's the point of going out? We're just going to wind up back here anyway. I'm going to the back seat of my car, with the woman I love, and … Continue reading Movie Marathon
Farmer’s Market
Who's that then? Shh! Knights, I bid you welcome to your new home. Let us ride to Camelot! Ah, now we see the violence inherent in the system! The Lady … Continue reading Farmer’s Market
Weekend Long Adventure
Dear Mr. President, There are too many states nowadays. Please, eliminate three. P.S. I am not a crackpot. You don't win friends with salad. I'm a Spalding Gray in a … Continue reading Weekend Long Adventure
Cupcake Decorating
Oh God, my uncle. How am I ever gonna explain this? The plans you refer to will soon be back in our hands. I suggest you try it again, Luke. … Continue reading Cupcake Decorating
Kitten Adoption Day
I've done everything the Bible says — even the stuff that contradicts the other stuff! Our differences are only skin deep, but our sames go down to the bone. And … Continue reading Kitten Adoption Day