Family Fun
Movie Marathon
Musee D’Orsay 1 Rue de la Légion d'Honneur www.musee-orsay.fr/en/, Paris, FranceWhat's the point of going out? We're just going to wind up back here anyway. I'm going to the back seat of my car, with the woman I love, and I won't be back for ten minutes! And now, in the spirit of the season: start shopping. And for every dollar of Krusty merchandise you … Continue reading Movie Marathon
Farmer’s Market
Krispy Kreme 6935 South Lindbergh, St. Louis, MO, United StatesWho's that then? Shh! Knights, I bid you welcome to your new home. Let us ride to Camelot! Ah, now we see the violence inherent in the system! The Lady of the Lake, her arm clad in the purest shimmering samite, held aloft Excalibur from the bosom of the water, signifying by divine providence that … Continue reading Farmer’s Market
Weekend Long Adventure
San Diego Zoo 2920 Zoo Drive www.sandiegozoo.org/, San Diego, CA, United StatesDear Mr. President, There are too many states nowadays. Please, eliminate three. P.S. I am not a crackpot. You don't win friends with salad. I'm a Spalding Gray in a … Continue reading Weekend Long Adventure
Cupcake Decorating
Art Institute of Chicago 111 S Michigan Ave www.artic.edu/, Chicago, IL, United StatesOh God, my uncle. How am I ever gonna explain this? The plans you refer to will soon be back in our hands. I suggest you try it again, Luke. … Continue reading Cupcake Decorating
Kitten Adoption Day
Kaboko Ealing , London, United KingdomI've done everything the Bible says — even the stuff that contradicts the other stuff! Our differences are only skin deep, but our sames go down to the bone. And … Continue reading Kitten Adoption Day